Apparently, I’m lousy at this.

It is healthy to admit one’s failings.  These days, my biggest failing is getting my new books out on time.  There always seems to be some sort of production delay, meaning my newest book will be available –oh– say a week after whatever event I’m a part of.  I’ve had this happen with each of my last three books.  And it is happening again.

First, the good news.  I will be appearing at the Merrimack Valley Halloween Festival along with about fifty other authors, all ready to sign copies of our books.  I will be bringing the first two books in the Temporary Magic series, TEMPORARY MONSTERS and TEMPORARY HAUNTINGS.  Neither one of these books were available at last year’s Halloween signing, so they should be new to most everybody there.

I will not be bringing the third book, TEMPORARY HUMAN, because it is (sob) not quite ready.  But I can show you the wonderful cover Cortney Skinner 21056100_10150878937509995_61386956196135995_opainted for the book. I mean, is this a great cover or what?  Now you can be as frustrated as I am that you can’t buy the third book tomorrow.  But you should come and stop by my table anyway, since the first two thirds of the trilogy will be sitting there waiting for you.

See you in Haverhill!



And another thing

Well, as the world slowly crumbles around us (I’m having a tough time watching TV news), I am slowly but surely releasing all my old books in e-format.

I always thought a good part of my initial success with my humorous fantasy novels were the wonderful covers provided by Walter Velez. I arranged to reuse his art on the Ebenezum and Cineverse books, with good results. My publisher at the time decided to go with a different artist on my next trilogy, but, now that I’m putting these books out myself, I decided I would hire Walter to do a brand new set of covers. And he’s done a wonderful job.

And what are these books? Well, showing you any one of Walter’s covers will give it away. And they will come with my personal guarantee that the books themselves will be much funnier than whatever’s happening in the real world.theothersinbad72

The vast Gardner publishing empire

You didn’t know I have an empire?  Well, maybe I don’t.  But I at least have a small but growing publishing neighborhood.  Twelve of my books have come out as e-books from Crossroad Press, where you’ll find the Ebenezum trilogy, the Wanderings of Wuntvor, the Cineverse Cycle, and the Dragon Circle.  An anthology of my horror fiction, A Cold Wind in July, is available from Necon  Press.  And soon, I’m dropping six more books (both in electronic form and some as actual paperbacks) on an unsuspecting world!

Sometime in the next few months, Crossroad will publish the last of my early funny fantasy trilogies, The Further Arabian Nights, with all new cover art by Walter Velez!  Walter’s the wonderful artist who did all the original covers for my first nine novels. For those of you following along at home,  the actual titles of these newly published books are THE OTHER SINBAD, A BAD DAY FOR ALI BABA and SCHEREZADE’S NIGHT OUT.

But wait, kids!  There’s more!

A couple years ago, Penguin/Putnam started to publish a new bunch of funny books by me, the Temporary Magic series, about the temporary employment agency that secretly controls the world. Two of these books were published as e-book originals, but, for whatever reason (I have my theories) they didn’t sell well. So I bought back the rights, and I’m bringing them out again with all new covers by Cortney Skinner! Cortney’s painting the first of these covers even as I type, so we’re not quite ready to show them publicly.  But soon!

In the meantime, I thought I’d show folks a picture Cortney took as a photo reference for a fantasy project he was painting a couple of decades ago. So here’s a younger (and skinnier) Craig Shaw Gardner, pretending to be a wizard.  Whoohoo!12966029_10150619528099995_1669487553_n

Back to the bookcase

A couple of weeks back, I decided to dig deep into my to-be-read pile and finally read some books that had been hiding there for years. As I mentioned in my last bookcase post, this blast from the past made me think about all those bookstores I have known, including a great many that no longer exist.

Back when I was a teenager, two things happened. First, I got a morning paper route, which netted me over $11 a week, which meant I had money to burn (in those days, comics cost 12 cents, paperbacks were 50 cents.) I also learned that if I walked twenty minutes into the center of town, I could take a bus all the way from the suburbs to the city. Rochester NY may not have been the biggest metropolis around, but it had a bustling downtown way back then, with huge old movie theaters that had cheap matinees, a central library with 10 times the books they had at the local place, and a bunch of places to buy books and magazines. My pals and I developed a circuit of the town center which included Scrantom’s (the classier bookstore in town, which always carried the new Pogo books), Neisner’s (sort of a cut-rate Woolworth’s, which always had the new monster magazines), World Wide News, which had rows and rows of magazines, including the XXX rated stuff behind the counter (which I could only sort of see and never actually bought), some mom and pop smoked shop whose name I no longer remember that somehow got all the new sf paperbacks in a few days before anybody else (where I first saw the Ace editions of LORD OF THE RINGS)> But all these places paled in comparison to the most wonderful p[arty of my bookish teen years — The Clinton Book Shop.

How can I describe the Clinton Book Shop? It was a huge warehouse of a store, with new paperbacks piled two deep in rows of bookcases that lined the front half of the store. Each row would have a separate theme — SF, mystery, romance — and would hold hundreds of different books. Farther back in the store were used books and magazines, with old pulps costing a dollar and old comics a nickle (the price eventually rose to a dime). Here, in front of me, was all the paperback science fiction there was at the time. In those days there were only half a dozen publishers each putting out a couple of books a month. You could actually read all of them if you really tried. Separate sections featured old pulp reprints (Doc Savage, Fu Manchu) and James Bond and all his fellow spies. In the very front of the store, they sold small press magazines. I bought four or five issues of Witzend there over the years. It was a wonderful place.

It was also doomed. In an attempt to carry just about everything, the book store also featured Grove Press books; books full of forbidden thoughts and new ideas written by beatnik poets and other free thinkers. Well the Rochester Town Fathers couldn’t have that. So they tore down the bookstore to build a much needed parking lot. The store tried to make a go of it in a much smaller space, but it could no longer carry Everything, and the magic was gone.

But the joy of bookstores and books remained. And so I continued to shop, buying more books than I could ever read, and thus created to to-be-read bookcase. Which brings me to the second “something I’ve been meaning to read for far too long,” the seasonally appropriate SANTA STEPS OUT by Robert Devereaux.

I had heard about this book when it first got published in a small press edition. When Leisure Books reprinted it as part of their monthly horror line, I snapped it up (as I did with about half the Leisure line.) The book was supposed to be “a little different.” I’ve always liked different. But sometimes those books don’t make it to the top of the pile.

SANTA is more a fable than a horror novel. It has some horrific elements, and lots and lots of sex, not in itself a bad thing. It concerns Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy, and just who these beings might have been before Christian tradition reshaped the world. Some people might find it offensive, but it’s written in such a lighthearted style that all the “dirty” parts just made me smile. Astonishingly, it is still in print. And it even has a Kindle edition.

And now, since I’ve been sticking these things at the end of all my reviews, here’s the new cover for the final Ebenezum novel, now available as an e-book from Crossroad Press!

Yes, this is the book in which Wuntvor must bowl as if his life depended on it!

Yes, this is the book in which Wuntvor must bowl as if his life depended on it!

Look at the size of that thing!

I blogged a couple of days back about the New Worlds Story Bundle that I’m a part of, where you can get dozens of e-books for a mere $18. The folks running this promotion sent out a jpeg with all the covers squished together, which I’m reposting here. Holy E-Reader, Batman! That’s a lot of books.

All Covers Large

The promotion is running for a couple more weeks. I’ve also gotten some codes so that I can give away a couple of bundles for free! I sense a contest in my future.

Has it only been a week since World Fantasy?

The world spins by much too fast. I attended World Fantasy in Saratoga Springs this past weekend, did a reading of Something New which drew a decent crowd, and moderated a 10 am Sunday panel about overused fantasy tropes that was a lot of fun and attracted a pretty big audience. The convention seemed oddly “underattended”. Just about all the people I met at last years con in Washington didn’t show up. The dealer room was never busy (I think most of the dealers lost money this year.) And the worst sin — the hotel bar was much too small. But I did get to catch up with a lot of folks I haven’t talked to in a while, which was nice, and reminded me about how many people I’ve met in my 50 years (yikes!) of con attendance.

Now I’m home, back to work on Something Else New, and trying not to watch too much of the news on either TV or Facebook. Boston (where I live) actually became a better place after we weathered our own terrorist attack, and I hope something positive will come from the tragedy in Paris. When we rally together, the gunmen and bombers and all their crazy kin are the losers.

And to end all this on a lighter note, I present you with a new cover to a new e-book edition! Yep, the Ballad of Wuntvor is now available in the e-universe. I think Crossroad Press did a great job on the covers.A Difficulty with Dwarves